[It's deadpan, said with a very controlled expression. This isn't Huvrye's first time answering to authority. It is, however, the first time in a long time that he's actually cared about the outcome, so he's trying to keep it level.]
[A very drunk patron had gone after his wings. It hadn't hurt - they're made of aura, not bone and feather - but Huvrye had still told him off, several times when the guy wouldn't take no for an answer, and finally flared them in irritation.]
[Which the guy then took as an attack and came in swinging, at which point Huvrye - who had not wanted to deal with any of this - had knocked him down, out, and through a table.]
[Entirely on accident.]
[He hadn't even been modding for strength - the human had just gone down. He doesn't know much about humans yet, but evidently they're not nearly as hardy as homunculi, or even your average adult fairy. Good to know.]
Main Bar
[It's deadpan, said with a very controlled expression. This isn't Huvrye's first time answering to authority. It is, however, the first time in a long time that he's actually cared about the outcome, so he's trying to keep it level.]
[A very drunk patron had gone after his wings. It hadn't hurt - they're made of aura, not bone and feather - but Huvrye had still told him off, several times when the guy wouldn't take no for an answer, and finally flared them in irritation.]
[Which the guy then took as an attack and came in swinging, at which point Huvrye - who had not wanted to deal with any of this - had knocked him down, out, and through a table.]
[Entirely on accident.]
[He hadn't even been modding for strength - the human had just gone down. He doesn't know much about humans yet, but evidently they're not nearly as hardy as homunculi, or even your average adult fairy. Good to know.]
I can get you a new table.
[Huvrye. Huvrye that is not the issue here.]