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Huvrye Tirvio ([personal profile] effiomsfavorite) wrote in [community profile] metalogs2022-11-30 01:46 pm

Open | Obligatory Pretty Woman Montage Reference Here

Who: Huvrye [personal profile] effiomsfavorite and whoever would like to join in
What: Huvrye has never experienced civilian life, and now he's in a new world with an unlimited credit card. This is the venn diagram overlap of Fish Out Of Water and Shopping Montage.
When: Late November/Early December - within the first few days after his arrival
Where: Central City
Content Warnings: None so far, will be labeled if they come up

1. The Pretty Woman shopping montage

[Huvrye has never been shopping in his life. It's been all military uniforms for day one, and they only got as personalized as patches with his identification number and, when he received one after surviving basic, his name. So getting clothes to replace his - because his shirt is still stained despite his best attempts to wash it - needs to happen.]

[You might see him in a department store, looking very lost in the men's section. He's not spoiled for choice so much as he is paralyzed by it. How is he supposed to choose?]

[Or you may see him in that same department store, having discovered the Hawaiian shirts. He's holding one that's bright blue and patterned with pink flowers and looking absolutely delighted. Someone please keep him from buying nothing but Hawaiian shirts, because he absolutely will.]

[Or you may find him later, on a street lined by boutiques, being firmly escorted from one of the fancier ones. He doesn't resist - it doesn't look like he's been causing trouble - but he definitely glares at the door as it shuts behind him. He's been treated like a person for a few days now, and it turns out going back to being treated like a lesser being stings after that.]

[(It's possible the boutique doesn't like metas; it's also entirely possible they threw him out for bad taste, because he's definitely wearing a brightly patterned sweater. It's not quite Ugly Christmas Sweater territory, but it's very close.)]


2. Lunchtime

[It's been a while since Huvrye has eaten - he'd been given a hot drink when he was helping with the snowstorm a few days back, and before that he can't really remember. But he's got the time now, and the money, and he can still hear Gozol's warning about aura poisoning rattling around in his head, so he might as well get a meal. He'd found something near the Diadem hotel called a Food Court, and upon arrival...well, it's the same issue as the department store: too many choices, zero context. He's at least found a map of the place, and is looking it over (and trying his hardest not to miss Yin, because even if Yin didn't have context for this world in particular, he might at least know more). He sees you passing, and waves you over.]

Hey, is this-

[He points at a completely random listing without even looking at it.]

-any good?

3. Lobby

[Huvrye has seen places this fancy before, sure, but they were for top brass and rich civs. He still hasn't quite wrapped his mind around the fact that he's staying in the Diadem Hotel himself, if only temporarily, but he's still taking advantage of it. For now, he's sitting in the lobby, in one of the plush chairs, wings splayed out over the sides and draping onto the floor, people watching. He's still not used to the fact that he's the only homunculus here, the only fairy - it's weird to be in a fancy civ place not to see the bright colors of salon-modified wings everywhere he looks. Still, his sweater is cozy, and the coffee he'd picked up on the way here has salted caramel in it (which is a new and fantastic experience for him) - he can be comfortable here for a while. Join him, observe him, judge him for getting his coffee from Starbucks - either way, he's not going anywhere for a bit.]

4. Wildcard

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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-06 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Confusion. And his words are quiet, rapid-fire, and a little panicked.]

We all d-

Was that not in the books I read? Is that something we had before we went mostly extinct?! Am I supposed to have wings?

Do you know? [The head turn makes it clear the question is directed at the bird who...shrugs. It actually shrugs albeit in a very birdy way. And twits out a short reply that seems possibly a negative.]

[This situation is extra confusing by virtue of the fact Hunter is the last Grimwalker left as far as he knows. The secret to making them had been gathered by Belos and locked away. And they'd likely long since been gone by the time he even found it, provided Belos hadn't discovered one of them as some sad, last remnant. But if there was a living Grimwalker, it had to be gone now, just like the only remaining basilisks are the ones Belos made.]

[He doesn't know what's normal and that means he doesn't know what's not normal. He doesn't know what shape Grimwalkers took when so much has been relegated to legend and what's presently here is so...artificially shaped. Him-shaped. Caleb-shaped. An imitation.]

Also, why are you using the word 'homunculus'? That was always a very technical term in the books I read, but everyone else usually used "Grimwalker" since homunculus could also reference other artificially created beings or constructs -

[Oh. Oh no. Something just occurred to him.]

- you are a Grimwalker, right? From the Boiling Isles?

[How many coincidences could there be if it was some otherdimensional stranger not even from the same world?]
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-06 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hunter.

[No last name.]

[Hunter looks even more confused.]

Fairies are like this big. [He holds his fingers just a few inches apart.] Small. Small enough people can bake them into -

[Oh he has made multiple mistakes, he now thinks, and he's gonna head that one off at the pass. Besides, there are some people that think fairy pies are inhumane, even if fairies do like to eat people's skin. This is clearly not the same kind of fairy, judging from multiple features.]

[His expression changes and though neither of them would get the reference, he looks a bit like a Muppet making a horrifying realization.]

Ignore that! My mistake! We appear to be from entirely different worlds with a frankly disconcerting number of things that are only vaguely in common.

[His voice gets more and more shrill as he talks, even if he's still keeping it mostly quiet. It's going up in pitch but not volume.]

If you ever see me again we can just pretend we never met because Iiii will absolutely pretend you're just really confused! Especially if you say anything to anyone about anything I just said!

Grimwalker? What's that? I definitely don't know! Humunculus? Never heard of it!

[He walks, moving to leave the hall, but Huvrye's wing is in his way. He points to it, making a little "please move it" gesture with a hand. It is a little bossy and imperious to not even ask politely, but to be fair, he's bossed around adults ever since he became Golden Guard.]
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-06 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't know what the wing will feel like is the problem. It could electrocute him or something and he can't risk it when Flapjack is so much smaller than him. And the other hallway has doors...to what? Offices? Do they even have windows?]

[His voice gets awfully bossy.]

Listen, we're not the same thing, we don't have to tell each other anything about ourselves, and we don't have to talk ever again. So you should just let me go and -

[But he doesn't even get much time for that to work because the bird flutters up to grab his forelock and give it a good solid yank.]

Ow! Stop that!

[The bird lets go and chitters at him in obvious chastisement. And apparently he loves the little bird too much to fight him on anything. He caves instantly.]

Okay, fine! I'll just talk to a total stranger about my deep dark secret. Because there's no way that'll blow up in my face!

[The bird cheeps again and lands on his shoulder once more, looking at him expectantly.]

[He doesn't look at Flapjack or Huvrye, arms crossed, casting his gaze at the floor.]

What does it mean? When you say you're a homunculus? What does that mean in your world?
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-06 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. [It's not a bad idea.] What room number? I'll come in through the window.

[He explains.]

Until I know more I don't really want people seeing us together after this. They might ask questions and I - I don't even know what fake answers to give yet.

[If they both went "wait, what? Is that...?" over it...]
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-06 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody would believe that you're my dad. Everyone I'm hiding this from, that I don't want asking questions? They already know I don't have any living family.

And I never told them what the one family member I did have looked like, so if they see me talking to an older person that looks just like me, looking uncomfortable? They might assume he's alive again somehow and try to maim you on sight.

[Ominous.]

[The tone is extremely cavalier and it doesn't match the actual words at all.]

Just open the window when I knock, because I can only stay invisible for as long as I can hold my breath.

[He points to his hood for Flapjack to hop back in. Time to go.]

I'll give you a half hour to get back and settled in.

[He doesn't ask if it's a good time. He doesn't ask if he wants time to finish shopping. No, he makes it sound like he's granting permission for a whole half hour. In fact, it almost sounds like an order, like he's used to firing off rendezvous times.]
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-06 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[The Emperor's Coven had been about constant power games, backstabbing, manipulation, and vies for dominance. Strong personalities bashing themselves against each other to see who was strongest and who stayed down. It meant learning how to tell which people were capable of being as threatening as they were acting and who was just making noise.]

[And acting accordingly.]

[He hasn't forgotten how to show throat to someone more intimidating and the way he caves to a stronger personality nearly as quickly as he'd thrown his weight around speaks volumes.]

[He looks away and stops meeting his eyes.]

Five minutes.

[The thing about being near the top of the totem pole is that even if you're used to being an authority figure to many, you're also used someone having authority over you. You're used to knowing when to show throat.]
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-06 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He's there at five minutes down to the second. There's a solid few knocks on the glass. Fortunately despite this being a high-rise it's generally assumed in a superhero hotel that people might want to leave by window sometimes. It's possible to jimmy the window open long enough for a person to fit. When it is, Hunter appears...riding on a staff with a cardinal at the front, flying a few feet off the floor.]

[He gets off the staff and takes a few breaths to catch his breath, slamming the window shut and drawing the curtains because of the aforementioned metas that sometimes fly around.]

[The staff magically turns back into a bird, the same one as earlier, and it lands on Hunter's shoulder. He holds up a finger.]

Give me - a moment.

[He'd been holding it for a few minutes for the flight over from a nearby building.]
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-06 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want anyone to see us together until I'm less shaken so I can pretend we just met. I didn't want anyone to think you were...that relative.

Or that something was weird about us looking similar.

Because I haven't -

[He leans back against the windowsill, arms acrossed.]

Only one friend knows what I am. Even back home, she's the only one. She's human. It doesn't have the same connotations for her.

I don't know how my other friends would take it.

[Especially given who he's a copy of. Another human witchhunter.]

But you still need to answer my question. What does it even mean to be a homunculus in your world?
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Hunter pulls out a chair from the hotel room's little table to face Huvyre and sits down, arms crossed.]
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cw: some more of that corpse desecration, and genocide, wow these canons

[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-07 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't drink the coffee because of mild paranoia but he appreciates the gesture. As he listens, his expression changes, slowly going from closed off to horrified, then on to sympathetic.]

[It sounds...awful. Worse than Belos' regime. At least they had the good fortune of him backloading most of the absolute genocidal horror until the end. And the Corrupted...he's not sure what that is but it sounds like some kind of plague or contagious magical evil. Or a swarm of evil creatures?]

[It still puts him in a strange position of trying to figure out how he feels when it comes to associating with the man in front of him. Hunter, like every Golden Guard before him, had rebelled against Belos, even though it had killed all but one of them.]

[But then...they're dead now, aren't they. They didn't save the day, their efforts towards doing the right thing didn't reward them, fate was not on their side.]

[And it sounds like it's not on the side of these homunculi either. If they rebel, if they try to do the right thing, they don't survive. They get killed, and remade, just like the Golden Guards. He can think that what they did was awful, if they were killing refugees, and know that he - as he is now, with his life experiences - would choose differently if pressed into that situation. And that is something to worry about, here in a world like this that seems to be gradually controlling more and more people like him, being pushed into doing something awful.]

[But he also knows that he'd die for it in circumstances like that, just like he almost died for it back home. If Luz hadn't taken his place when Kikimora was trying to capture him... ]

[Can he really hate the ones trying to survive? When the same horror of the dead Golden Guards is the only thing that awaits their rebellion? Maybe it's not his place to judge at all. Maybe the best he can do is just judge the current actions of the man in front of him now, as they happen in the present. Especially now that he's free to choose.]

[The fact he refused to let someone like him walk away, apparently concerned at his age, does say something about him. So does his obvious outrage and anger.]

[His voice is soft when he finally speaks, and his heart can be heard aching through it. Because so much is similar. At first, he thought this man was like him, then that he was wrong, but apparently he was right by accident.]

I'm sorry. That you went through that.

We are alike. Maybe it's not exactly the same. I was lucky, that the bad things I did weren't as permanent. That I was kept in the dark about the Emperor's plans.

And that I found out in time to do the right thing. I changed sides and joined the rebellion before he committed genocide and killed every witch and demon in the Boiling Isles.

[He leans forward with his elbows on his thights, expression pensive, twiddling his fingers anxiously.]

I'm a Grimwalker. Homunculus was a technical term I found in some of the books I read when I was trying to figure out what I was. Grimwalkers always have eyes like mine, so that combined with what you said...

[That's why he'd gotten confused.]

I wasn't made from dead bodies and I don't know the exact recipe for the ritual, but I do know was made with the bone of someone dead, in their image.

To serve the Emperor, Belos. I was a copy of someone he murdered, someone he used to be close to, and he made me to be his right hand, the Golden Guard.

He raised me. He pretended he was my uncle.

[His voice restricts.]

And I wasn't the first. All the past Golden Guards, the past Grimwalkers, he made and killed them one by one, because every time he made one they betrayed him, and rebelled. He almost killed me, too, when I found out what he'd done and what he planned to do to the Boiling Isles.

He wanted them to be loyal and when they weren't? He just made a new one.

My friends saved me. They decided to be my friends even after all the bad things I'd done, even when I was still serving him. They saw good in me, and were there for me when I ran away from him, when I needed someone.
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-07 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
They are good friends. They're very kind. But we're not that close yet. And in my world everyone has magic, but most of it is...

Different. The magic that makes Grimwalkers isn't its own special thing but it's still making something artificial. Out of something dead. In the Boiling Isles that kind of thing, something fake made from something dead...

It's gross. By most people's standards. And there are these legends around Grimwalkers and they're not exactly flattering. Like...ghost stories.

And for my friends here, I just -

[He keeps twiddling his fingers anxiously.]

I don't think it's normal for a lot of them either. I have one friend whose powers involve death, and I don't think it would bother him.

But besides him, I don't know about the others. Even the humans. Luz was okay with it but Luz is incredibly weird. And one thing I learned here is humans have stories about people coming back from the dead. They have an entire genre of horror movies about people rising from the dead and then humans killing them again.

There's also apparently a really famous story about someone bringing an artificial being to life out of dead body parts. I didn't read it but I know they call the being a monster, not the creator.
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[personal profile] badbutsadboy 2022-12-07 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. You're the first person...

I've never met anyone else like me. Not back home. Not even here, where there are lots of people from other worlds.

And I'm glad being brought here means you at least could get away. This place definitely has problems but in some ways it's not bad. It's even nice in a lot of ways.

[Titan, his home world sounds awful.]

We still have something terrible to fight back home, but I'm lucky that even if I go back, Belos is gone now.

[It doesn't sound like that's the case in Huvrye's world. So this world might be a respite.]
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