Unlike a real cat, Sleeper at least made sure they were anti-static so the fluff doesn't actually cling to them. It's not like they were planning on tracking elf guts everywhere. The mess is relatively contained.

"Being stalked in your own home is not an appropriate job. Should I file a restraining order instead?" they ask, mildly, even as they allow themself to be picked up and held. "You need to stop stressing out about doing things right and just be you. You're already the best dads in this world."

And yes, Eddie, Sleeper smells how nervous you get sometimes.

"Pretty sure both Dylan and I are too old to really believe in Santa. Unless he actually shows up. Empirical evidence might sway things."