Closed to Ranch + Friends | Holiday Spirit

[frenchkissed]

Who: Eddie, Sleeper, Dylan, Diana, Ripley, and whoever else ends up stopping by.
What: Holidays at the Ranch!
When: All through December
Where: Little Love
Content Warnings: N/A

 

holidays at the ranch

( on the first of december, vemon woke eddie up at exactly 12:00AM and told him that it is time for christmas.

and eddie hasn't slept since.

all throughout the month, the ranch is alive with holiday movies, 1960s christmas carols, baking, mysterious elves that change places each night, horses decorated in little reindeer antlers... it's quite the time, really. venom wants to ensure that everyone knows the true meaning of christmas, which means no one is allowed to leave their ugly sweater and no one is allowed to remove their santa hat.

ever.

the goings on around the ranch this month range from the mundane, like picking a tree for the living room, to the extreme, like venom's tradition of sacrificing a man in cold blood each year, as is tradition on klyntar. but, suffice it to say, there's plenty to do this holiday season.  )

Comments

[frenchkissed]

"...Yeah, really encapsulates the Christmas spirit, dead Santa does."

Gently, Eddie goes about the dangerous task of extracting Sleeper from the copious amounts of stuffing in on order to hold them in his arms like he would any other cat that also happened to be his child from another dimension.

"You can't kill the Elves, bud. They're just doing their job."

[definecat]

Unlike a real cat, Sleeper at least made sure they were anti-static so the fluff doesn't actually cling to them. It's not like they were planning on tracking elf guts everywhere. The mess is relatively contained.

"Being stalked in your own home is not an appropriate job. Should I file a restraining order instead?" they ask, mildly, even as they allow themself to be picked up and held. "You need to stop stressing out about doing things right and just be you. You're already the best dads in this world."

And yes, Eddie, Sleeper smells how nervous you get sometimes.

"Pretty sure both Dylan and I are too old to really believe in Santa. Unless he actually shows up. Empirical evidence might sway things."