Oh wow, the best pizza in Central City, Michigan. I'm sure I'll be impressed.

[As long as it's not Detroit style he'll be fine, though (actually he would still eat Detroit style, but the pizza rivalry should still be respected!).

He gets up and opens the box and, oh, it's even supreme! Nice.]

You need to go to NYC and get some real pizza sometime. [He says just before shoving half of a slice in his mouth all at once.]