Pish posh! No New York in any universe could ever have terrible pizza.
[He pulls out his phone, the one given to him by the guild, and starts trying to pull up reviews. Sure, he knows Run of the Mill doesn't exist here (he's not sure there's even yokai, or the Hidden City), but he's still expecting to find Tony-Lou's or Lou Mike Tony's or Mike-Tony's Favorite Lou or Mike and Lou the Bros Tony or Famous Lou-Mike-Tony-Toney's.
Except he doesn't. None of those places exist here. At least none that are exactly the ones he remembers.
Suddenly he doesn't feel too hungry.]
Weeell... okay, so, I admit, I don't know the names of the best local spots in this New York. [He's still trying to keep his voice light, so it's not obvious he's having an existential crisis.] But I still feel like it's got to be a universal constant.
it was important to me that I included all the pizza places
[He pulls out his phone, the one given to him by the guild, and starts trying to pull up reviews. Sure, he knows Run of the Mill doesn't exist here (he's not sure there's even yokai, or the Hidden City), but he's still expecting to find Tony-Lou's or Lou Mike Tony's or Mike-Tony's Favorite Lou or Mike and Lou the Bros Tony or Famous Lou-Mike-Tony-Toney's.
Except he doesn't. None of those places exist here. At least none that are exactly the ones he remembers.
Suddenly he doesn't feel too hungry.]
Weeell... okay, so, I admit, I don't know the names of the best local spots in this New York. [He's still trying to keep his voice light, so it's not obvious he's having an existential crisis.] But I still feel like it's got to be a universal constant.