[Okay, now he's glaring, eye visibly twitching and jaw stiffly setting at that pun. Staring intently at the reptilian meta, he's quiet for an uncomfortable beat before finally replying with-]

The only way you could argue this cat song is any good is if you told Tom Jones to sing it in a soundproof box.

You can't prove it isn't good if you can't hear it. Unfortunetlly-...[He gestures to the jukebox as it starts to go into its fourth play-through, silently indicating "I can hear it, and it's bad".]