Oh, come now. I can provide varied forms of intensive support to colleagues depending on the work at hand. But you and I aren’t colleagues, and, you know, “stranger danger”— [ he does hand quotes, even, HE USED TO BE A DAD ] —so the help I can offer you specifically is for now limited in scope. With apologies.

[ he starts to push up from his seat, smoothing down the front of his dork sweater ]

I wouldn’t see you come to harm, regardless. Whatever else I’ve known of you from historical record in our home universe, you seem to do good work here.