( PRIVATE ) CHATROOM: THE RIKER MANEUVER

[ikols]

Who: Loki ikols, Loki thecoolerloki, and Loki dothelokimotion
What: super secret encrypted chatroom piss off stark
When: now onwards
Where: CYB3RSP4C3
Content Warnings: n/a

LOKI CHAT

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Comments

[ikols]

3:)
this is more important than school

[thecoolerloki]

With how many texts you two sent, I thought something ACTUALLY REALLY TRULY important had happened.

Besides, I wanted to steal artifacts, not money.

[ikols]

then let us offer an IOU in the spirit of assisting you get an interesting artefact in the future
if this goes smoothly there is no reason we can't do it somewhere else

[thecoolerloki]

You mentioned a distraction. What would you have me do?

[ikols]

you're not a child, i'm sure you can think of something
i trust you to handle it the same way Loki3 is handling his infiltration illusions

[thecoolerloki]

Are you Loki2?

[ikols]

i would not presume the position of Loki1

[thecoolerloki]

Anyways I still require details in order to prepare the distraction. How long should it be? Who am I distracting? Things like that.

[ikols]

i will return with all necessary details once i have selected our hit
i was thinking somewhere like excelsior, to flex my hacking skills
also, none of us are the "type" to be seen around there, by any random stereotype
they would expect us to take sunset falls as our mark

[thecoolerloki]

And what if I tell Stephen?

[ikols]

i think he would rather you didn't

[thecoolerloki]

I think he’d be proud his charge is already being proactive in stopping magic-related crimes.

[ikols]

trust me, what stephen doesn't know isn't something stephen needs to stress about and something he is grateful for from afar
don't make me kick you out of Loki Chat

[thecoolerloki]

I believe I need some sort of incentive to not tell him.

[ikols]

not being a dick not enough?
i assumed you would pull some sort of bribery scheme
what do you want

[thecoolerloki]

Your boots. :3c

[ikols]

i'm kicking you out of the chat

[thecoolerloki]

Perhaps this comes as a surprise to you, but I don't particularly need to be in a private chatroom with two old men.

Boots or I tell Stephen. I'm being nice rn too. If I'm kicked out, I have some more mischief planned.

[ikols]

they won't even fit you, what are you going to do? grow out just your feet like an asgardian hobbit?

[thecoolerloki]

I'll shrink them with magic, duh.

[ikols]

you could have walked away with 100k to do with what you will, splash out on all the Cute Goth Girls to woo them, yet here we are as you tie yourself in knots
he won't even be surprised to hear this plot exists
go ahead, tell stephen

[thecoolerloki]

Alright.

Loki3, has anyone told you how I died?

[And with that done, he's left the chat!]

[ikols]