( PRIVATE ) CHATROOM: THE RIKER MANEUVER

[ikols]

Who: Loki ikols, Loki thecoolerloki, and Loki dothelokimotion
What: super secret encrypted chatroom piss off stark
When: now onwards
Where: CYB3RSP4C3
Content Warnings: n/a

LOKI CHAT

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LOKIOFASGARD; text ( TOPIC: $$$ )

[ikols]

if you two are bored out of your minds, what would you say to a fun afternoon of b&e to make some cash?

[dothelokimotion]

I am a bit bored, but what would that entail?

[ikols]

the banks here are not heavily warded, or the last one i infiltrated wasn't
it seemed to operate on a timer and was more complicated than one person could handle
i'm accustomed to working with a team in order to steal so it would be a 3-way split of the spoils

[dothelokimotion]

What would the division of labour look like?

[ikols]

not to toot my own gjallarhorn but i have an aptitude for computers to mostly rival Stark, i can take care of security from the inside to allow you the opportunity to get in
now, exactly how good you are with illusions is 3:) a mystery to me

[dothelokimotion]

Unparalled. I could fool anyone with my illusions.

[ikols]

good to know! what i would expect, frankly
ideally we are in and out before anyone even notices
we can use my Norn Stones to teleport us out from the bank proper in case the safe/back rooms have magical defenses
if i take down the cameras and alarms for five minutes, you will be in charge of getting your hands on the money

[dothelokimotion]

And what of our younger counterpart? What will he be doing?

[ikols]

we will need a convincing distraction as an aside, subtle as our infiltration will be

[dothelokimotion]

I'm not sure he'd like that role.

[ikols]

i'm 100% sure he will arrive shortly to agree with you

[dothelokimotion]

Most likely.

Out of curiosity . . . why money?

[ikols]

it's the easiest road to freedom in mortal lands
i don't need money to live but i want it for my own reasons
i could take the same amount as i did last time, before either of you arrived, yet it seemed polite to share the wealth this time
after all, you have nothing

[dothelokimotion]

I'm quite sure human wealth is easy to accumulate.

[ikols]

yes, directly from the source
for Odin's sake, we are three Lokis
this is peanuts

thought it might be nice to hang out

[dothelokimotion]

[ oh. that's such a bizarre sentiment that it takes him a moment. ]

I . . . suppose it's not terrible. As an idea.

[ikols]

[ This is how you make friends, right??? ]

excellent! we will wait for the boy and then i can pick out which building we hit

[dothelokimotion]

Won't the superheroes of this place notice?

[ikols]

we are Lokis
if they DO notice, it won't be US

[dothelokimotion]

Fine, but you have to handle any Avengers people. I rather not.

[ikols]

if they question you, just

lie

it's only money

[dothelokimotion]

Lying is not really the issue here.

[ikols]

look, stephen strange very much stays in his lane and will not ask us about anything to do with this sort of thing
tony stark only broke out the iron man armour to save children from a haunted house, this is the perfect time to strike while his attention is elsewhere
he doesn't CARE about this world

the other heroes of this world worry me not, not when we are working together
there is so much we could accomplish beyond this ...

[dothelokimotion]

[ why was he waffling? . . . he knew why. it's not as though he wants to play the reformed fangless loki, no longer committed to the sins of the past. he is himself and he owned that in front of thanos, without fear.

you are the worst brother. ]

A trial run of sorts then. To see what we can accomplish.

[ikols]

precisely!
you need money, loki, to buy the things you cannot steal
think of this as setting yourself up to do good in the future with your new means

if anything goes wrong we will teleport out immediately and i shall buy us a round of coffee with mochi doughnuts