( PRIVATE ) CHATROOM: THE RIKER MANEUVER

[ikols]

Who: Loki ikols, Loki thecoolerloki, and Loki dothelokimotion
What: super secret encrypted chatroom piss off stark
When: now onwards
Where: CYB3RSP4C3
Content Warnings: n/a

LOKI CHAT

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[ikols]

look, stephen strange very much stays in his lane and will not ask us about anything to do with this sort of thing
tony stark only broke out the iron man armour to save children from a haunted house, this is the perfect time to strike while his attention is elsewhere
he doesn't CARE about this world

the other heroes of this world worry me not, not when we are working together
there is so much we could accomplish beyond this ...

[dothelokimotion]

[ why was he waffling? . . . he knew why. it's not as though he wants to play the reformed fangless loki, no longer committed to the sins of the past. he is himself and he owned that in front of thanos, without fear.

you are the worst brother. ]

A trial run of sorts then. To see what we can accomplish.

[ikols]

precisely!
you need money, loki, to buy the things you cannot steal
think of this as setting yourself up to do good in the future with your new means

if anything goes wrong we will teleport out immediately and i shall buy us a round of coffee with mochi doughnuts

[dothelokimotion]

I was thinking of starting a business.

But there's no need to convince me. I will support you.

[ikols]

what kind of business! that's exciting 3:O

[dothelokimotion]

I was thinking of theatre. When I ruled Asgard, I was a big supporter of the arts.

[ikols]

were you an actor yourself?

[dothelokimotion]

No, I simply funded the works.

[ikols]

directed?

[dothelokimotion]

I encouraged mostly.

And wrote my own works.

[thecoolerloki]

YOU BLEW UP MY PHONE WITH TEXTS WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL >:(

[ikols]

3:)
this is more important than school

[thecoolerloki]

With how many texts you two sent, I thought something ACTUALLY REALLY TRULY important had happened.

Besides, I wanted to steal artifacts, not money.

[ikols]

then let us offer an IOU in the spirit of assisting you get an interesting artefact in the future
if this goes smoothly there is no reason we can't do it somewhere else

[thecoolerloki]

You mentioned a distraction. What would you have me do?

[ikols]

you're not a child, i'm sure you can think of something
i trust you to handle it the same way Loki3 is handling his infiltration illusions

[thecoolerloki]

Are you Loki2?

[ikols]

i would not presume the position of Loki1

[thecoolerloki]

Anyways I still require details in order to prepare the distraction. How long should it be? Who am I distracting? Things like that.

[ikols]

i will return with all necessary details once i have selected our hit
i was thinking somewhere like excelsior, to flex my hacking skills
also, none of us are the "type" to be seen around there, by any random stereotype
they would expect us to take sunset falls as our mark

[thecoolerloki]

And what if I tell Stephen?

[ikols]

i think he would rather you didn't

[thecoolerloki]

I think he’d be proud his charge is already being proactive in stopping magic-related crimes.

[ikols]

trust me, what stephen doesn't know isn't something stephen needs to stress about and something he is grateful for from afar
don't make me kick you out of Loki Chat

[thecoolerloki]

I believe I need some sort of incentive to not tell him.