( PRIVATE ) CHATROOM: THE RIKER MANEUVER

[ikols]

Who: Loki ikols, Loki thecoolerloki, and Loki dothelokimotion
What: super secret encrypted chatroom piss off stark
When: now onwards
Where: CYB3RSP4C3
Content Warnings: n/a

LOKI CHAT

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[dothelokimotion]

I'm quite sure human wealth is easy to accumulate.

[ikols]

yes, directly from the source
for Odin's sake, we are three Lokis
this is peanuts

thought it might be nice to hang out

[dothelokimotion]

[ oh. that's such a bizarre sentiment that it takes him a moment. ]

I . . . suppose it's not terrible. As an idea.

[ikols]

[ This is how you make friends, right??? ]

excellent! we will wait for the boy and then i can pick out which building we hit

[dothelokimotion]

Won't the superheroes of this place notice?

[ikols]

we are Lokis
if they DO notice, it won't be US

[dothelokimotion]

Fine, but you have to handle any Avengers people. I rather not.

[ikols]

if they question you, just

lie

it's only money

[dothelokimotion]

Lying is not really the issue here.

[ikols]

look, stephen strange very much stays in his lane and will not ask us about anything to do with this sort of thing
tony stark only broke out the iron man armour to save children from a haunted house, this is the perfect time to strike while his attention is elsewhere
he doesn't CARE about this world

the other heroes of this world worry me not, not when we are working together
there is so much we could accomplish beyond this ...

[dothelokimotion]

[ why was he waffling? . . . he knew why. it's not as though he wants to play the reformed fangless loki, no longer committed to the sins of the past. he is himself and he owned that in front of thanos, without fear.

you are the worst brother. ]

A trial run of sorts then. To see what we can accomplish.

[ikols]

precisely!
you need money, loki, to buy the things you cannot steal
think of this as setting yourself up to do good in the future with your new means

if anything goes wrong we will teleport out immediately and i shall buy us a round of coffee with mochi doughnuts

[dothelokimotion]

I was thinking of starting a business.

But there's no need to convince me. I will support you.

[ikols]

what kind of business! that's exciting 3:O

[dothelokimotion]

I was thinking of theatre. When I ruled Asgard, I was a big supporter of the arts.

[ikols]

were you an actor yourself?

[dothelokimotion]

No, I simply funded the works.

[ikols]

directed?

[dothelokimotion]

I encouraged mostly.

And wrote my own works.

[thecoolerloki]

YOU BLEW UP MY PHONE WITH TEXTS WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL >:(

[ikols]

3:)
this is more important than school

[thecoolerloki]

With how many texts you two sent, I thought something ACTUALLY REALLY TRULY important had happened.

Besides, I wanted to steal artifacts, not money.

[ikols]

then let us offer an IOU in the spirit of assisting you get an interesting artefact in the future
if this goes smoothly there is no reason we can't do it somewhere else

[thecoolerloki]

You mentioned a distraction. What would you have me do?

[ikols]

you're not a child, i'm sure you can think of something
i trust you to handle it the same way Loki3 is handling his infiltration illusions