[CLOSED and backdated] Sneaky sneak

[robintohood]

Who: Jason Todd robintohood and Accelerator levelshift
What: Jason and Accelerator steal something for the Baron
When: Backdated to before 11/15
Where: Excelsior
Content Warnings: N/A. Will update if needed.

[It’s taken some planning but tonight, Jason and Accelerator are in Excelsior and on a Society assignment to steal something for the Baron. They had done recon the previous night to get an idea of what the new space exhibit’s security is like. The tech and the guards are more advanced than typical museum security but that wasn’t very surprising given the city they’re in. Ultimately, the duo concluded that it was feasible to steal the Canem Sibilus.

Jason’s up on a dark rooftop across from the space exhibit. It’s nearly time for it to close. He’s dressed in his Red Hood gear as he calmly waits for Accelerator to arrive]

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[robintohood]

[Jason quickly follows Accelerator. Once he’s on the ground, he goes to his motorcycle, pulls out a spare helmet from the trunk and offers it to Accelerator]

It should be a short ride.

[levelshift]

[Right, he would need a helmet this time, wouldn't he? He takes it without complaint, putting it on, then carefully climbing on to the back of the motorcycle.]

So we're almost in the clear?

[robintohood]

[Sirens continue to screech nearby as Jason climbs onto his motorcycle and turns it on]

Almost. Hold on.

[Jason revs it]

[levelshift]

Okay.

[Accelerator latches on. Maybe one day he should learn how to drive properly.]

[robintohood]

[As soon as he feels Accelerator has secured himself, Jason zooms off towards the Society’s teleporters. He purposely takes side streets and avoids major arteries of traffic as he knows the cops will be using those]

Good job tonight.

[levelshift]

[The whole time he's going to cling to Jason, silent for a few moments at the praise. He knows he should be happy to receive it, but it just makes him feel uncomfortable.]

... Their security was shit, that's all.

[robintohood]

Heh. They’re gonna need to invest in more drones.

[There are several more minutes of driving before they reach the teleporters. Once they take them, it’ll drop them off right at their guild’s headquarters]

[levelshift]

That won't be cheap.

[Accelerator is feeling a lot more comfortable once they're back in Central City. Maybe it's the distance from Excelsior and that city's law enforcement, he doesn't know.]

You can drop the whistle off without me, right?

[Does he need to talk to the dog? He isn't an animal person, and he doesn't really want to fill out any paperwork.]

[robintohood]

[Jason nods]

I can take care of all of that. You can just relax.

[levelshift]

Alright. [Then once Jason comes to a stop in front of Society headquarters he's going to remove the helmet and climb off the bike.]

Then I need to get home. [And charge his choker before he runs out of battery completely.]

[robintohood]

Be careful. We’ll take a break from lessons.

[levelshift]

That's fine. [He's pulling his phone out to get an Uber.] I'll see you around.

Fast forward to the next time Accy and Jason are at Society HQ…

[robintohood]

[As promised, Jason immediately dropped off the artifact in front of the Baron. He has to admit, the reward isn’t what he expected but he’ll have to take the borzoi’s word for it that it has practical value when the opportunity calls.

So after at least a day of cleaning, resting, and healing, Jason stops by at the office to see if Accelerator’s working today]

Yo.

[levelshift]

[He is! Doing homework, specifically, since these days his work-work for Chaos Gate is out in Sunset Falls, what with her no longer being part of the guild and all.

He's doing history homework in the lounge and looks bored as hell, glancing over when Jason approaches.]

Hey. American history is really fucking boring.

[robintohood]

[Jason snorts]

Yeah, and whitewashed as hell depending on your sources.

I got some news after I dropped off that flute.

[levelshift]

Oh? [He sets his pen down, more invested in that than his homework (he'll get perfect marks on it like always, so he doesn't give a shit).] How'd that go? Did he let you pet him on the head?

[That's how dogs work, right. Head pets.]

[robintohood]

Not exactly but hopefully it’s better than that. The Baron seemed pretty happy with the job and said we’re now “best friends” to him. Apparently, if we mention that, it’ll open doors for us.

[levelshift]

"Best friends"?

[From the bewildered look on Accelerator's face, he wasn't expecting to hear that.]

The hell does that mean with a dog?

[robintohood]

Space dog.

[It's an important distinction]

The Baron says he's a big deal outside of Earth. Mention we're "best friends" of his to a villainous alien and we get the red carpet treatment. We can also use it to call in some debts and we'll get paid nicely but he says not to use that one too often.

[levelshift]

....................................................

[Accelerator looks bewildered by all of that.]

... Is this a fucking joke? [He's just checking, okay!!]

[robintohood]

Nope. Apparently that’s what we got. I guess the only way to know for sure is if one of us tries it at the right opportunity.

[levelshift]

What nonsense.

[That's what this is, total nonsense.]

Well, let me know how that all fucking goes.

[Because he's still terrible at relying on other people, so the idea of him calling in a favour from an alien dog seems ridiculous.]